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craftbeerhallputsch:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

(Source: kingmunsterxvii, via punkmonksteven)

tennants-hair:

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

(via thegoldenqurls)

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

(Source: , via h-opelessly-dreaming)

aristophania:

the australians on here are quietly glancing at each other all like hmm who wants to be the one to tell them we have no idea wtf a pumpkin spice latte is

(via australiansanta)

teenagevevo:

one of the biggest mysteries of the world is why some people pretend to only like one genre of music

(via australiansanta)

you-put-your-left-armin:

Joining a new fandom like am I allowed to reblog this yet or am I not deep enough

(via ant0rm)

roarofalannister:

Moffat really needs to stop making the Doctor comment on Clara’s body and appearance. Not only is it sexist but it is also damaging!

  • To little girls who would think that this is normal behaviour, that how they look is just a funny gag.
  • The little boys who would imitate the Doctor. 
  • The women who watch this and are shocked to see what they experience everyday in life is on Doctor Who as well.

If you do not believe me read what karmaplus’s cousin said after watching an episode. Please note that karmaplus doesn’t want to discuss this any more.

(via commas-and-ampersands)

omgkitteh:

Thanks, James Franco.

(via toolazytolive)

vvexpyke:

creepycryptid:

possibly my favourite scene from anything ever

ok what the hell is the x files

(via toolazytolive)

solitarycheese:

clambistro:

burgerrr:

circuit-city:

whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale

this is good

Gonna adopt this method of dealing

perfect

(Source: synapolitan, via zohbugg)

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